(to the tune of ‘Wonderwall’)
Today is gonna be the day when I plagiarise a Beatles song
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before but I’m begging you to sing along
I don’t believe that anybody rips the 60’s off like we do now
The backbeat, the words and melody are all about the fucking same again
Not sure how many songs we’ve nicked but i think about 110
I don’t believe that anybody rips the 60’s off like we do now
And all the songs we sing are long and wiiiinnnding,
And all the ways that Liam sings are griiinnnddding,
There are many ways that I would like to injure him and I don’t care how
(chorus)
So maybe, they’re going to get together and maim me
But after all, our songs are fucking poor
Today was gonna be the day that we plagiarised a Beatles song
I’m sure you’d heard it all before but I’m begging you to sing along
I don’t believe that anybody rips the 60’s off like we do now
(chorus) Na-na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
na, na-na, na-na-na-na, Hey Jude!!!!